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You're still dressing up
for school cook, Dirtrude?
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Yes. Are you still a reclaimed lumberjack?
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I know you wanted to insult me
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but lumberjacks and cheap pantry items
I appreciate it the most.
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That's why I'm very pleased.
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Auntie Dirt, as a feminist
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I appreciate your enthusiasm
due to returning to work.
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But usually people apply.
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And you stole the hairnet and the apron,
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then you started coming to work,
hoping no one will notice.
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I won't give these jerks a chance to reject me.
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I didn't finish high school
and it would definitely be a scandal,
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if it turned out,
that the cook doesn't have a diploma.
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A bigger scandal would be the fact
if the director found out,
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that the alien has grown up
comes to school every day
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and prepares food for the children.
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I am a woman over 60.
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If I'm not brandishing a gun,
I can't be seen in public places.
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When Aunt Latisha turned 65,
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she had to wear a bell around her neck,
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so that people don't get into it.
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I don't want to be seen there.
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I just want to wash my crocs in the dishwasher sometimes
and flirt with Gloria.
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- Who is Gloria?
- Canteen manager.
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Dirt met her at the grocery store.
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We both reached for the same ones
barely expired pork chops.
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The story is as juicy as meat.
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It's going to be juicy.
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But since I'm already confused
at her job,
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it's only a matter of time.
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The problem is
that I'm not a real employee,
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so I don't have a key to the cooks' office.
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Do they have money for a currency exchange office for cooks?
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They replaced it last year
art history textbooks
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for children's coloring pages from Maude's pub.
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One snitch. It's just a simple pot storage box.
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but now I know where to go.
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Let's take the children and the old lady to school.
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Can you drop me off a block early?
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I don't want Gloria to think
that I have a family to take care of.
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You think if we were
in an alternate universe,
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we would find each other
because we are soul mates?
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Definitely.
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Dad, do you think we would find each other too,
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because we are soul mates?
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As a father?
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On Noah Baumbach's backpack. Have you seen this?
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Tattoo on his bicep?
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I guess that's the word
that SpongeBob won't say.
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No, dad said "whoa".
If dad says so,
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it's like Paul Hollywood shaking your hand.
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Or if a humpback whale jumped out of the water,
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to shake Paul Hollywood's hand.
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- I'd like to hear a "wow" from my dad.
- Haven't you heard?
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No, I came close a few times.
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“Good job,” “put it down, it's on fire.”
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But if I hear "whoa"
I will be able to die happy.
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- You are 22 years old.
- God, that's right.
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Time is running out.
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Either "wow" or go to the grave.
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I'm no cook.
More of a kitchen scoundrel.
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Dirtrude, where have you been all my life?
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Right here.
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Well, a little lower,
in a home-made bunker.
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I'd love to show it to you sometime.
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If I had a nickel
for every girl who comes here
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and he wants to show me his bunker...
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I learned to be demanding.
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But she plays unavailable.
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Principal Gibbons. I better get out of here
before he realizes it.
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- Sorry.
- But loud.
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My name is Sandy,
and my pizza is ice cold.
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- I need a new song.
- It's not and you don't need it.
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- Isn't she cold?
- It's not pizza.
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It says on the package
"triangular snack".
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Then my snack got cold.
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No wonder.
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You've been standing here for five minutes
and you argue with me.
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- I'm not arguing with you.
- Sorry, you're yelling.
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Back in my day, there was no pizza at school.
No threesomes.
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We only ate squares.
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They sent us to fight the Germans
with squares in his pocket.
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
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It's a delicious triangular snack.
Thank you for your service.
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DirtTobin,
come to the office immediately.
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For Benny Hill's hemorrhoids.
Well, that's it.
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You're impersonating a cook.
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I can barely do my chores
if it makes a difference.
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Normally this would be a serious matter,
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like when it turned out
that smoke detectors are for decoration.
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But I checked your records.
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You didn't finish school
so you're still a student.
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You have the right to be on school premises.
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Here's an arrow, chestnut.
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Wait. I have a proposition for you.
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You will lead
Lone Moose debate team.
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I saw you massacre Loud Sandy
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without giving a single fact.
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I believe that with your help we will win
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this weekend
48th Annual 49th State Debate Tournament
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and we will finally defeat my archenemy.
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Revenge caught my attention.
Who is this enemy?
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Principal Gregg "Bowtie" Buttsworth.
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He tormented me
throughout the principal's school,
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and now he teaches debating
at boarding school
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for rich kids and their horses in Juneau.
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- They are invincible.
- What's in it for me?
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You like being a cook, right?
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What if I officially hire you?
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With a salary…
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Will I get the keys to the currency exchange office?
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- Sure.
- The deal stands.
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Now get out of my office.
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I'm coming now. Moment. You're good.
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DISCUSSION TEAM
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Today my opponent told
about the disadvantages of using fossil fuels.
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I would like to present my point of view
in the form of interpretive dance.
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- You can't, Judy.
- Can I show you a trick?
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You have to debate and use arguments.
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Maybe each of us can raise a topic?
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I'll start. Most animals are cool.
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Yes, that's right.
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On Clark Gable's gonads.
You guys are terrible.
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You are. Meet the new trainer.
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Aunt Dirt? You volunteered
because you want to spend more time with us?
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You would like to. I negotiated a deal
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which will bring me closer to Gloria's lips.
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- Way to go.
- Just a moment.
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Moon is on the team?
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There is something to work with.
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Unfortunately not. Discussion circle
is for high school students.
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He brings water.
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There were no more sports teams.
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Okay, Dirt, I've got it ready
binder with rules and analyses…
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Or would you prefer another practice debate?
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This team wouldn't talk nonsense,
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and gagged.
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I don't know what that means
but it hurts my feelings.
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I usually start
from showing you what I can do,
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to break you.
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It can't be broken any more.
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Great. I'll get to the part
in which I will give you
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the secret weapon to winning any argument.
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Remember. Two crunches above the hole.
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You don't have to draw.
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DDO. Deny it.
Confuse. Make yourselves victims.
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Deny the facts,
confuse you with nonsense,
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and when all else fails,
make yourself a victim until they apologize to you.
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- Question.
- I refuse.
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The competition is in four days.
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From now on you have to argue with everyone.
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I'm not talking about people your age.
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You have to argue with adults,
which you are afraid of.
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- With teachers.
-We won't get in trouble?
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Only if you lose. Progress or goat.
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I focus on progress. And you?
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Dad, I caught a big fish.
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Do you want to say something? For example…
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Pretty. As before.
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That's it, bye.
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Man, that was bad.
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Damn. Well, I'll keep thinking.
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Hello, debaters.
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Rested and ready to cause chaos?
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Go and make life miserable
these sad budget people.
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You won't lose an argument,
if you don't accept the facts.
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- Dement.
- Children, after the bell rings.
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- Not at all.
- Yes.
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Bell? This,
that we hear several times every day,
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throughout your school career?
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-We would have heard.
- My mistake.
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DEMENT
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WEDNESDAY
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Disorientation.
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- Three brownies, please.
- One per person.
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You know where the word "dessert" comes from
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from the French word "desservir"
meaning clearing the table?
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You probably think that sugar is nothing,
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but when he was brought
to England in the 12th century...
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Will you leave if I give you the whole tray?
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Gloria, do you have plans for Saturday?
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I could use a partner
for a debate tournament in this building.
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Partner? I don't like to pigeonhole myself.
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The drawer is too easy to close.
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- So no?
- Maybe for now, monster.
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DISORIENTATION
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Pour twice.
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THURSDAY
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The last technique is the most difficult.
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You must be ready for this
to look completely pathetic.
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- Become victims.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
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Ham, I've already let you out twice.
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Are you forcing a teenager to pee himself?
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This is a violation of the bladder's rights.
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My brother was a victim of forced urination.
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Let him pee, you sick bastard!
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I will go to the management and report
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that by Theodore Golovkin
I pissed my pants and cried.
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And he danced on the stairs like the Joker.
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Go.
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MAKE YOURSELF A VICTIM
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I BOUGHT YOU A TICKET – DIRT
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I didn't believe in any of you
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but these jackets suit you,
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and three teachers
tried to get laid off today.
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The trophy is ours.
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Imagine we have a trophy,
that doesn't have the word "prop" written on it.
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Why are you groaning?
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I hope you're choking.
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We have improved
but I don't know if we will win.
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Don't you dare go out there
with that attitude.
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Gibbons, forge some consents.
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A trip awaits us.
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Should we go in there?
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No teenagers were there.
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Be quiet.
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There is always a way out. Come up with something.
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You'll be inside in 15 minutes
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or I'll call your parents
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and I will say that you tried to enter the bar.
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- Come on.
-Twenty seconds have already passed.
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- We can do it.
- But how?
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- We'll say I shit myself.
- How is that supposed to help?
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I don't know, but it's already happened
and I have to play it right.
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My aunt said there is always a way out.
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Let's think about it.
We want to get inside.
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The goalkeeper wants to prevent us from doing so.
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Why? Because if in a bar
there will be drunk kids, the pub will lose...
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I already know.
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You can't go inside.
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We're not going in.
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We prefer to stay here, in plain sight.
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Are you going in there? Stupid local.
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- Don't do this.
- What?
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We're just a bunch of kids
on a public sidewalk.
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People will think you were at a bar.
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If only we could hide somewhere.
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Maybe I'll call the police
before someone else does.
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Just go inside and that's it.
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If anyone asks, you came in through the roof.
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For God's sake, those little nerds
they are finally ready.
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- Let's get them out of the bar.
- Let's take me there.
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If I don't come to the tournament in the morning,
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check the garbage can behind the pub.
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LONE MOOSE SCHOOL
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I can't come to the 48th.
the 49th state's annual debate tournament,
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because I showed the middle finger
Whippleton mascot
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at the 47th annual
49th state debate tournament.
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Easy. I gave your ticket to Gloria a long time ago.
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- Cycole before brachole.
- Nicely said.
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Here comes Muszka.
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Gibby, you remember my son
and chief debater, Greg Jr.?
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Nice to visit yours
tax-funded school.
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DirtTobin,
new debate coach at Lone Moose.
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Beautiful bow tie.
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I didn't know people bought clothes
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in a ventriloquist accessories store.
258
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Way to go. Older people are a treasure trove of knowledge.
259
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Please tell me
what was it like to sail on the Mayflower?
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Awesome, clown.
I ate all the white people.
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Dad, don't talk to the ghost.
We need to warm up.
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Warm up too.
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Start with the boy
serving the entrance to the parking lot.
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- Delmer?
- You heard. He's about to cry.
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Enough fiddling.
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I'll earn my "wow" the same way.
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I'll do a perfect somersault into the ocean.
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Although I've never done it.
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I believe in you, darling.
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Well then, whoops.
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Now. Wait.
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- Now.
- It's not that difficult.
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Sorry.
I didn't mean to steal your "whoa."
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I'll go "whoa" myself.
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The one with a tear.
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48th Annual 49th State Debate Tournament
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Everything is ready.
I wish the teams good luck.
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War and peace lie.
Apple's Web, a big lie.
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If lying was bad,
there would be nothing to read.
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Lying is good. End.
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00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,982
In conclusion, if women
they have no right to reproduce,
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why would bald eagles have them?
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To summarize, if white-tailed eagles
they have no right to reproduce,
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so why should women have them?
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-Lone Moose.
-Lone Moose.
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Lone Moose.
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That's why texting while driving
should remain illegal.
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It's Lone Moose's turn to respond.
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How texting can be more distracting
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than the beauty of Alaska?
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Texting while driving
is less dangerous
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than admiring through the window
the majesty of our beautiful state.
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Texting while driving
it shouldn't just be legal.
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They need to be promoted.
295
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Lone Moose wins.
296
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I feel kind of stupid. Many people die like this.
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Let them turn in their graves,
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because we just entered the final.
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Congratulations to the two best teams.
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This is Lone Moose High School
and Juneau Private Riding School.
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Teams will choose one representative…
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- That won't be necessary.
- Please?
303
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Our lawyers discovered
that school from Lone Moose
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she broke the rules. Team coaches
must be school employees.
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Is that true, Principal Gibbons?
Mrs. Tobin is not a school employee?
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No, but…
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He's a stray.
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Besides, the rules say
that every participant in the debate
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registered on Mrs. Tobin's team
will also be disqualified.
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I'm afraid he's right.
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Juneau School wins
by disqualification.
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Yes Sir.
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Awards ceremony
will start in 30 minutes,
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unless it takes me longer
for today's Wordle.
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They don't give prizes for disqualification.
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It was my fault.
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Muszka was right.
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- I'm a terrible director.
- I don't know.
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If you were my director,
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Maybe I wouldn't have left school so quickly.
321
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Seriously?
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And you idiots deserve this trophy.
323
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,010
And I deserve to be kissed
with Gloria in an unventilated closet.
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Some dreams are too beautiful.
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- Auntie, no.
- Please?
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I won't allow this approach,
because you didn't teach us how to lose.
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We are the winners.
And winners find ways out.
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“In case of disqualification
teams have the right...
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Judy, there really is a way out.
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God, I feel almost inspired.
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If you tell anyone about this,
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I will strangle you with my bolo.
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00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,210
Seriously? The word for today is "daddy"?
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As many as two T's? Stupid game.
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Let's get started.
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Congratulations to all participants.
First place…
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Wait, let's get back to the game.
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“In case of disqualification
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teams have the right to replace a participant
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any other student of the school.
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Not bad, but it has to be a student
at least the first year of high school.
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- Your mouse is too young.
- You know very well that I am a bear.
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But it's not about me, it's about her.
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Buckle up, Buttsworth.
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Cannot save
a stray adult student.
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- Right, daddy?
- She's not a new student.
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Only the old one.
348
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She didn't finish school,
which means she is still a student
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and can take part in the competition.
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That's true. I approve the change.
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- That's absurd.
- Oh no.
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00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,051
Last topic
it's the privatization of national parks.
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Juneau School will be against
and Lone Moose – for.
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We start in a minute.
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Dirt, tell me you know something about it.
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About what?
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'Cause all I think about is
how to privatize Gloria.
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- Then we're done.
- Not at all.
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We just have to find a way out one last time.
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I can punch him in the throat
but it's against the rules.
361
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You can't break the rules
but the audience…
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Juneau begins. You have one minute.
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Thank you. Since the beginning of time, people…
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Louder!
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- People were gathering...
- What did he say?
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Were they peeling off? How?
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They were getting together!
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00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,635
Since the beginning of time, people have gathered…
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You don't have to scream. A little quieter.
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-Gibbons, control your team.
- Team Lone Moose is on stage.
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- They're viewers.
- Since the dawn of time...
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- Sorry, crossing.
- He can't come in here.
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I am allowed to provide water without restrictions.
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Dad!
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Attention, I lost my contact lens.
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Don't look at the stage
look around the floor.
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Since the beginning of time! Since the beginning of time!
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Time is up.
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It's not fair.
They cannot be allowed to do this.
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00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,553
There are no rules regarding
audience behavior.
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They have never been needed before.
Lone Moose, it's your turn.
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If only there was a team with such resources
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she had good arguments
she would definitely pick them up.
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00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:29,233
I want to take advantage of their lack of arguments
as support for mine
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and website support,
who I am supposed to support. End.
386
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,031
- You have 40 seconds left.
- It'll be fine.
387
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,742
Juneau, time to respond.
388
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,911
I can't answer something
what doesn't exist.
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00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,455
Jiffy.
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00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,834
You think your rival doesn't exist,
because she is old, a woman and a lesbian?
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How was I supposed to know she was a lesbian?
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00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,217
- How do you know it's old?
- I see.
393
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,888
Stop objectifying women
and stick to the facts.
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00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,015
You didn't provide the facts.
395
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,476
He says women don't know the facts.
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00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,398
- Lone Moose, reply.
- As before, Your Majesty.
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This will end the debate.
398
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,530
First of all, it was
disappointing final round.
399
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,075
But because Juneau school
she did not raise any arguments
400
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,911
and he has a problem with mature women,
401
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,915
I have to give the title to the Lone Moose school.
402
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,296
This old lesbian is amazing.
403
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,590
- Piece of cake.
- Congratulations.
404
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,176
Accept this trophy and my promise,
405
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,428
that we will update the rules next year.
406
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,682
We'll come back and get revenge, Gibby.
407
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,559
"Principal Gibbons," slut with a bow tie.
408
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,648
I can't believe I said that.
409
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,567
You helped us a lot, Dirt.
410
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,027
We have really improved.
411
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,323
And that's better than being worse.
412
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,700
Beautiful words, Ham.
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00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,077
Dirt, I don't know how to thank you.
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00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,663
Do you want to say something to the team?
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00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,917
Key to the currency exchange office.
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00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,047
- Where are you going?
- Get out of the closet I'll go into.
417
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,592
- Did you win?
- Yes.
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00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:22,096
But the most important thing is
what we learned.
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00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,766
For example, you can cheat
if the opponent is snooty enough.
420
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,893
Great. What's in the box?
421
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,855
Fireworks to celebrate victory.
422
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,607
My best, with a bit of TNT.
423
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,776
They will fire anywhere.
424
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,612
Here, I'll take them. Oh no, ice!
425
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,330
I did it. My "whoa".
426
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,004
Hello, Gloria.
427
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,090
Come on, who was brought here?
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00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,675
I knew it.
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Subtitles: Konrad Szabowicz